Interviewer: if u were in a girl band which one would u like 2 b in?
Bryan: a1

When asked what the best advice was anybody ever gave them Bryan
answered "Don't eat yellow snow"

Bryan: "Mark's good qualities are that he's asleep 16 hours a day!"
Mark *surprised* "What are you trying to say??"

Bryan on Nicky: "He can be really funny sometimes. Once we were on
tour in Asia and we were driving past the rice fields. There were
hundreds of people wearing traditional hats, bending over working and
Nicky wound down the window and shouted: "Keep going guys, you'll
find that tenner soon!" I was in stitches, it was the funniest thing
I've ever heard."

Nicky: "A fan sent Shane a horse once or did I dream that...no must
have dreamt that!"

Bryan: "Mark's the only one who liked it, but then again he's only
just had laser surgery on his eyes...!"
about "that" Kian haircut!

Nicky: 'N guess wot we all lied out in the sun and got sunburnt'
Shane: 'Its lay, we all lay out in the sun and got sunburnt'
Nicky: 'Oh sorry !

Nicky: There are some days when you just want to push Shane off his
chair."

"I'd like to thank Kian for having an awesome penis and being great
on the piano last night"
That's what the lads thought an interviewer said to Kian at an
interview in Australia, when really she said...
"I'd like to thank Kian for being an awesome pianist and being great
on the piano last night"

Kian: "When you do a duet with someone of Mariah's statuture..."
Shane: "I actually don't think that that is a word, Kian. I think
it's stature."
Kian: "I was trying to be intelligent there. Sometimes it doesn't
work."

Mark: "I went on brilliant holidays when I was younger, but
unfortunately I can't remember any of them!"
*What a dick*

Shane: "I used to have a toy cat called Kitty. It wasn't a pink cat
but it wasn't a black cat either if you know what i mean. It was
something a girl would definitely have had. I'd hide him under the
bed when my friends came round."

Shane: "All the time, the worst thing is that my dad and my family
have a restaurant. it's like my house is open to the public. Girls
just walk in and sit there all day..they'll have a cup of tea for
like, 10 hours."

Nicky: "The lads say that girls want to grab hold of my bum, but I
think it's probably more my blue, twinkly eyes."

Mark: "It's about a guy that's been fooled again and he can't believe
that he's the fool again cos he was the fool before and now he's the
fool again."

Nicky: "I only have boxer shorts on.... I'll let you see some things,
but I wont let you see everything."

Nicky: "I've never bought a nudie mag, I've never ever bought one! I
swear to God that I never, ever have! Don't look at me like that!"

Kian: "We dont have a problem with our gay fans, but there is nobody
at this table gay except maybe yourself".

Shane: "When I was 8, I slept with a horse!"

Which members of the band have u seen naked?
Shane: "Everyone."
Nicky: "All of them."
Bryan: "Yeah all of them."
Mark: "None actually."
Kian: "Mark you have, you liar."

Who is the sauciest member of the band?
Bryan: "I think shane's the sauciest coz he likes sauce on his chips,
nah it's Shane coz he's the best one with the ladies."
Mark: "Aww I thought I was the sauciest?"
Shane: "You wish."

Nicky: "It's just pig!!!"

Nicky: "She doesn't get out much does she?!"

Kian: "Snap to it baby."

Shane: "This is Shane here. I have 12 girlfriends and 6 of them are
married."

Mark: "I'm scared of birds. There are a whole lotta things I'd do
before going into a room with birds."
*What? WHAT?!*

Kian: "I'd never have sex with a girl before I was married."
*Lol whatever*

Mark: "When I was in scouts we put on a play and I had to dress up as
a woman! I was in a small scene with another guy, he was dressed up
as a sporty woman and I was working a posh look. I was wearing a
scarf, my mums high heels, earrings, a skirt and her big coat from
about 20 years ago. It was in front of my whole parish - can you
imagine how embarrasing that was?"
*No comment*

Bryan: "I had a poster of BSB live. I used to stare at it and think
how much I wanted to be in a band."

Mark: "I'll never forget opening a teen magazine in Holland and
seeing pictures of naked teenagers inside it."

Shane: "In many ways I prefer horses to women - they never talk
back."

Bryan: "My main rude bit is called mike as in microphone - don't
ask!"

Kian: "So dont forget to miss our brand new video When Your Looking
Like That, only on the box!"

Bryan: "A popular misconception about Shane is that he's good-
looking, when it's plain to see that he's the ugliest guy in the
world!"

Nicky: "At the point as I flew over the audience all I could think
about was my mams sandwiches, I was waving at the audience but my
mind was on the sandwiches."

Kian: "I'd never go out wearing all white. I'd look like I was in a
boyband!"

Nicky: "If I came home from school and my mom wasn't in, I'd start
crying!"

Nicky: "I dunno where Mark is, do you know where Mark is? If you do
then call us on P.O. Box 1212".

NICKY: "So Shane, what exactly are you doing right now?"
SHANE: [looks up] "I dunno!"
LISA (cook): "He's messing up my garnishes!"

Bryan: "What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!"

Fan question: What one sweet out of a sweet shop would you eat?
Shane: Murray Murray Mint

Bryan: Shane loves milk, he has a cow in his bedroom.

Bryan: "I collected Discovery Magazine. Looking back it was such a
boring thing to do cos it's all about stuff like the Kings and Queens
of England. I used to keep each copy stashed away in a file!"

Bryan: "I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses,
Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag
of money".
*little man? wtf?*

Mark: "Next thing I knew it has weed all over my smart top".

Nicky: "I might have a glance in her knicker drawer"

Kian: "I just charm the girls because that's what I'm really good at
doing!"

Shane: "Look love, I'm in Westlife, any chance?!"

Shane: "Well everyone talks to their horses when they're lonely,
don't they?!"

TOTP Interviewer: "Is there a song you really hate off the album?"
Nix: "Yeh"
TOTP Interviewer: "Which one?"
Nix: "Um what's it called...Loneliness"
TOTP Interviewer: "Why?"
Nix: "Because it's crap"

TOTP Interviewer: "If Christina Aguilera was here right now, what
would you say to her?"
Mark: *holds hands up* "I'd do things with my fingers" [hysterical
laughing in background, Mark realises what he's said and tries to
hide]

Thanx to Laura :)