The funniest Westlife Interview ever
Taken from: Popworld

What do you ask the band that have asked everything? That's the dilemma
POPWORLD had when we found out we were going to be chatting to
Westlife. After much head scratching we came up with a solution - let the boys
do the work! We'll come up with half a sentence and they have to finish
it. Brilliant! Here's how the guys (without Bryan who was off
congratulating wife Kerry after her jungle exploits) got on...

I miss Bryan because...
Kian: I don't miss Bryan.
All: [laugh]
Shane: Because he's not here.
Nicky: No, come on. I'm not having that.
Shane: OK, I miss Bryan because I miss all the jokes and the laughs we
have with him everyday.

I don't miss Bryan because...
Nicky: [laughs] I don't enjoy his jokes and his laughs.

Not a lot of people know this but...
Kian: I surf a lot.

Last night I was...
Kian: An umbrella!
Nicky: That'll keep 'em wondering!
Mark: Asleep. Before that I was watching telly.

The worst thing I've ever done is...
Shane: Hmmm, the worst thing I've ever done is...
Nicky: What about when you robbed from the rich to give to the poor?
All: [laugh]
Shane: It was when I used to rob Pound coins off my mum and dad out of
our till in the cafe. And now they know!

I'd go solo tomorrow if it wasn't for the fact...
Mark: That nobody wants to offer me a £5 million.
All: [laugh]
Nicky: That nobody would buy my solo album.

Beds burning on a beach in a video are a good idea because...
Kian: [sarcastic] It's cool.
Shane: We certainly don't know.
Nicky: Hey, we're actually going in rotation. It's not your go.
Kian: Because it's cool and trendy, or so the people in the video
think.
Mark: Beds burning in a video is what?
Nicky: It's not your go. Just wait your turn.
Kian: Oooo!

While answering these questions I'm actually thinking...
Mark: I'd like to be in a nice restaurant.

I believe...
All: In angels!
Shane: I believe our tour this year will be our best tour yet.

Don't touch my...
Nicky: Balls!
All: [laugh]

Never eat...
Kian: Cow s***.
All: [laugh]
Nicky: It's true though.

I can't say the word...
Mark: I can't say the word... I can say most words to be honest.
Actually, how can I tell you the word if I can't say it?

Well, some people have trouble pronouncing certain words.
Mark: Oh, I see. Hmmm, I'm going to pass this onto you.
Nicky: Adrenaline. That's what I can't say that.
Shane: But you just said it.

Women are great, however...
Kian: They do fart.
Nicky: That's good. Or they do need to make sure they shave.

The point is...
Kian: A place in Dublin [referring to a concert venue called The
Point].
Nicky: Oh, that's a good one.

I didn't mean to...
Shane: To fart in the radio station today, but I did and it blew the
boys away.

Never, ever, in any circumstances would I...
Nicky: Drink and drive.
Shane: Do a parachute jump.
Nicky: It's not your go. Drink and drive.

It's obvious but...
Kian: It's out on the 23rd.
Nicky: That's good. [claps]

Sam and Mark should be...
Kian: Shot!

The best bit of advice I can give is...
Shane: Don't worry, be happy.

I hate people who...
Nicky: Try to get us to say things on tape. Only joking.
Shane: People who talk too much.

No good music has ever come from...
Shane: A lot of bands out at the moment.
Nicky: Are you just going to answer all the questions? It's my go. No
good music has ever come from an out of tune piano.
Kian: Very good, Nicky.

Straight after this...
Shane: I want to go home.

The thing we've done that makes us cringe is...
All: 'I Have A Dream'

Hell is...
Shane: A place I hope to never be.

I won't go out of bed...
Kian: On a Sunday.
Shane: But you do though.
Kian: How do you know what I do on a Sunday?
Shane: I work with you on Sundays! [laughs]

In 10 years...
Nicky: I'll be in bed.

I'd like...
Kian: A billion pounds.

If I could go back in time...
Nicky: I'd do the lottery numbers last week.
Mark: You'd probably get it wrong though.

The worst person I've been forced to talk to is...
Shane: A lot of people in this industry.
Mark: The two presenters from POPWORLD!

I'm glad I'm not Simon Cowell because...
Shane: I'd have to wear my trousers so high every day.
Nicky: And it would crush my nuts!

This isn't the best interview I've ever been in but...
Kian: It's been quite fun.