Funny Sex Interview

I don't think there's a country I haven't had sex in" Shane admits!

 And there's us thinking Westlife were innocent Catholic boys! Our interviewer jumps on to their bed and leaves with their sexiest interview ever.
We're in a hip hotel room in downtown LA and Westlife are in bed together. It's the stuff of fantasies but unfortunately, they're only gathered (fully-clothed) on the king-size bed for the cheekiest of New Woman chats.  Looking even more boy-band perfect in the flash, Shane Filan (23) Nicky Byrne(24) Kian Egan, Bryan McFadden and Mark Feehily (all 22) are in LA filming the video for their new single, "Unbreakable".  After nearly four years, three albums and 12 singles (including ten UK no1s), Westlife are still on top form. And as we're already sharing a duvet with them, it's time to see just how much they've grown up in the spotlight...

 You're always on tour and now you're here in LA. How do you cope with being away from your girlfriends? Shane: Well, Kerry (Bryans wife) was just here and my girlfriend Gillian has come to 90 per cent of places with me!
Bryan: Our relationships are pretty normal actually.
Shane: Because of the success of Westlife obviously we have a few quid now so were able to fly them anywhere.

 So you dont let all that travelling ruin your sex life?
Kian: I think we see girlfriends (Kian is rumoured to be dating one-time Westlife dancer Jessica Forsman) and stuff enough that were not going mad in the head without s*x!
Nicky: No offence, but I think thats a really personal question...

 How did you know your girlfriend was "the one"?
Nicky: I don't know really... Anyways, maybe our girlfriends now won't be "The ones"! Who knows!?
Shane: Her legs I think! No, for me, Ive  been friends with Gillian for a long time. I went out with her when I was 12 for a few months. Shes always been one of the group of friends and eventually we got close and I just thought this girls amazing. To me shes the perfect package. Shes just quality. Her legs as well. Honestly they are unbelieveable!
Bryan:  Kerry made me laugh. We could talk about anything - anything - for hours and hours and never get bored of each other. We got engaged after three weeks.

 How is married life, Bryan?
Bryan:  Its more exciting at the start when youre going out, same as everything. Like having Molly (their baby) was exciting at the start but now shes just my daughter and I live her to bits - so thats the difference between going out and getting married. Going out is exciting and being married is part of your life. Therell be four of us soon (Kerry"s expecting their second child in February,) and I cant wait!

 OK, so whats the biggest turn-off in a girl?
Kian: Open toe shoes with tights.
Nicky: Hairy armpits!!
Kian:  Fake tan blotches. Some girls are really bad and its like, ugh! And too much make-up Natural looking is better. A lot of girls plaster it on and its life just be natural!
Shane: If a girl smells in any way, even if its bad perfume, I just cant stand that.
Bryan:  Minging shoes
Shane: And I dont like girls that are really loud.
Bryan: You mean like my wife?
Shane:  Nah, shes not that bad.

 How about the ultimate turn-on?
Kian: I like girls that dont try too hard. Natural looking girls who are just themselves.
Nicky:  Elegance and not giving too much away, I hate girls that are really forward. Its nicer to be a little mysterious.
Bryan:  G-strings out the back of jeans (whistles) definately!.
Shane:  If I see a girl in a skirt and shes got great legs, its just the best sight because she knows she has great legs because shes wearing that short skirt and it shows shes confident.
Bryan: Oh hang on, forget the short skirt, a woman with great legs and a long skirt with a split up the side. Thats much better.
Shane: So when she crosses her legs theres just legs everwhere. Youre just dying to know whats underneath and the, bum! The face'd be number one obviously. Face, legs, arse, and hair is very important as well.

 If you could sleep with any celeb, who would it be?
Bryan: Brad Pitt. hehe!
Nicky: I'm just perfectly happy with my relationship
Kian: You know he said that because if Georgina reads it he'll get a slap!.

 OK, so if your life dpended on it which band member would you snog?
Kian: no way! I"d die first! I would. Id say shoot me. Because I know how unhygienic they are.
Nicky: Notice he didnt say he wouldnt snog a bloke, he just said he wouldnt snog us because were unhygienic.
Shane: Id leave the band and go solo, Seriuosly.
Bryan: I know too much about them and their bad habits. Id rather snog my own father.
Shane: You havnt mentioned Enrique yet.
Bryan: No I’ve gone off him.
Shane: For a long time while Hero was out, Bryan just kept going, "Enrique, hes gorgeous!"
Bryan: He was minging, I met him and he was smelly, I think hed just done a marathon.

 If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Nicky: I can see the headlines now...
Kian: Nicky Byrne wants to sleep with Prime Minsters daughter! Great publicity!
Shane: If you think about it, I dont think theres a country i havnt had sex in! Anywayz,  the toilets on a plane. The Mile High Club. I wouldnt like to do it but its a place I havnt done it.
Bryan: Somewhere like Mount Everest or one of those mad places. Then again your balls would be freezing up there wouldnt they?

 What"s your favourite sex position then?
Bryan: Doggy styles the best. When you’re doing doggy style, I love it whn the girl curves her back.
Shane: Theres millions. You realise throughout life how many there are, its just ridiculous.
Bryan: Even when youre on your own theres a few....
Shane: fucking hell Bryan! You are terrible!.

Where do you most like to be touched?
Shane: I like being kissed on my back, I just find it really goose-pimply. Oh yeah! And nails down the back. Jesus!
Bryan: No nails on the thighs for me. Oh! It drives me up the wall! And under the dump, you know what I mean?
Shane: Oh man, this is terrible! My mother better not read this.

 Finally, if you could only do one thing for the rest of your life, which would you choose: sex,snogging or cuddling?
Kian: Id definately pick cuddling.
Bryan: "fuck off will you! IT"d be sex" Kian.... (mimics Kian"s voice)"Im the romantic one in the band! I prefer to hug her and watch telly." He talks shit. The only reason men cuddle is so the girl thinks: "Aah, hes lovely", so the next night you know youre definately getting it.
Shane: Every fella would say sex unless they were lying!
Nicky: I wouldn't!
Kian: Coz Georgina'll hurt ya if ya said sex!